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Michele Bachmann For President →

“Talk about a no-brainer. With my track record of urging white people to take back America, attending a church that believes the pope is the Antichrist, and advocating ‘conversion therapy’ as a means to cure homosexuality, I’m clearly the only legitimate choice to become the next leader of the free world.”

"I say regrets are what others pass for hell"

— Martin Zellar

(Source: martinzellar.com)

"Every minute of your life costs the same."

— Merlin Mann

What is, How Hardcore is Alex Trebek? →

Catch it now before Ad-Roc’s lawyers pop a cap in it’s ass.

The Cure. Only LOUDER.

merlin:

Dinosaur Jr - “Just Like Heaven” (The Cure cover, Live, 2005)

Boom.

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"If you have a weak candidate and a weak platform, wrap yourself up in the American flag and talk about the Constitution."

— Matthew Stanley Quay, senator (1833-1904)

Who has ten hours to kill watchi-… ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

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“[The camera] soon attracted the attention of an inquisitive female from a local group of crested black macaque monkeys, known for their intelligence and dexterity. Fascinated by her reflection in the lens, she then somehow managed to start the camera. The upshot: A splendid self-portrait.”